Marshall: What's the big deal? Barney: I'll tell you what the big deal is. You know how I was always the best at being single? Well, now I am the best at relationships. Even better than you and Lily. Marshal: Aw, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes, you think you can play with the big boys, adorable. Son...I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama's Casio. I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that would make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but thanks for your concern, rook.